Stop me before I volunteer again!

Here is a story about an unwanted guest

Who put one host through a difficult test

She was invited to our house just for two days

That later proved to be an inconvenient phase

To start with, she was a complete stranger to me

I was naïve to be giving her some advice for free

I usually do not invite people to stay with me

Made an exception thinking how bad could it be

 I was excited; tried to make her stay pleasant

Hoping she would leave, even got her a present

With excuses the duration of the stay increased

My interest in making a good meal decreased

She had a messed up life and a complicated health

I suggested her to return and quit going after wealth

She refused to leave and started throwing tantrums

I had to deal with a stranger’s life and her problems

Adding dollars to my budget overstaying her welcome

Grating on my nerves a huge monster she has become

She was there everywhere; in my mind in my house

Finally, to get rid of her I strategized with my spouse

Giving a career advice we put her on the next flight

I came home relieved; ate a bowl of mango delight

In the one week of her stay I became totally insane

Told my spouse to stop me before I volunteer again!